So Embarrassing!

Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn’t know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type ‘I love you’ to my crush after every time he went offline.

Ok I was at church and i had my legs up and spred and all of the suddun a very LOAD and BIG fart comes out and everybody looks at me and starts laughing. I was so embarassed- then my youth leader goes “every body farts 14 times a day, she’s just above avarage!” Then everbody starts laughing and on my way out my brothers girlfriend goes “come on stinky.”

I have a twin sister- Elise who is on the middlefield junior high cheer squad and her 2002 season was coming to an end so with my parents permission my sister threw a end of the season slumber party with only my grandma in the house. Being the 14 year old boy I was I just had to spy on the party that night. It was perfect, the door was cracked open and the girls were sitting in front of the T.V. watching movies in their pyjamas. Being my luck I was discovered by a glancing girl. I was pulled into the room and they made me wear pink eyeshadow, mascara, blush and pink lipstick. To make it worse they painted my nails and toe nails pink and made me wear a tieback pink silk full length gown, pink strap heels, pink panties and a pink bra.( the pink is on the occassion that some girl on the squad was going to a mothers friends baby shower.) My grandmother came in to stop the giggling and then saw me in the gown cornered by giggling teen girls.

I went to American Eagle with my friend and we were buying bras and underwear. I went up to the cash register with my stuff and I realized the cashier was a guy from my gym class. He recongnized me and gave me a “I know you” look. After, I bought everything, I ran out of the store lol. The next day in gym, I hid behind my friends and he kept staring at me. =\

Last year I saw my best friend after school.  He’s a boy and i go to a girls only school so I was happy to see him.  He was also my biggest crush ever.
We were talking on the tram and he mentioned that he had a new number and asked for a pen to write it down for me.  Me being an idiot was just staring at him (cause he’s cute, lol) while I was looking through my bag and handed him a tampon instead!!!!!!!

Needless to say i freaked and dropped it on the floor!

Lol its gonna be so hard talking to him for now on.

I was in class and it was time change and we couldn’t eat lunch till later. (I was in elementary) So I felt kinda woozy and gassy during story time so I told the teacher I wanted to go to the nurse. So she said, “Its probably from the time change.” So I just sat there sweating and sweating with all this gas in my stomach. So during writing time everyone was quiet and I made the HUYOOOOOOJEST/LOUDEST fart ever! Then I cried and she finally let me go to the nurse. Ohhhhhh that was a very bad day 4 me!

-Nessa

One day I was at my best friends house.  We had a sleepover, we woke up,  and we went outside in our pajamas and bare feet.  It was summertime so it wasn’t cold.  When i was out there, I hadn’t realized that I had stepped in poo!  When we were walking back inside I slipped across the whole floor, leaving a stray mark of poo.  My best friend was cracking up. Her big sister and her mom were watching TV so they saw me too!  Everyone was laughing except me.  It turned out to be a big disaster.

-Alyssa

This was like when I was in grade 8.
So I took karate, and we were doing self defense.
So my self defense parter took me down like the teacher said too, and all I hear is this huuuuge rip.
So I got up, and everyone is laughing so much.
So I look at my butt, and all I see is my sponge bob underwear sticking out XD

When I was in high school sophomore year during gym class. I had to pee really bad. So I excused myself to the rest room. After I came out, it was my turn to climb this rope. As I was climbing, most of the kids were laughing. I looked and notice I had a line of toilet paper hanging out my pants.

I’m 13, and my family came over to visit, so we went to this huge mall in Dallas, and it had an ice skating rink in it. I never ice skated before, so I asked, since my older cousin took skating lessons. When we started, I kept falling, but later on, I got used to it. So I started skating, but then I wasnt paying attention cause I was looking at my side, and I fell on top of this cute 15 year old guy. D: